Business + Art = Porn

Here at KCDC (K-City Dyke Central), we have some very loud upstairs neighbors. Their very large dog barks, on average, 3.0 hours straight every evening between the hours of 5pm and 12am. Occasionally the small dog friend will join sporadically. If we are REALLY lucky, the yappy dog upstairs next door creates a lovely trio. They thump in extremely loud, even more random patterns at unpredictable hours. In addition, they have a lot of loud sex. Usually the loud sex consists primarily of a rhythmic squeak and thump above Roommate's Room, dinning room, living room, or library (aka sun porch). They keep very odd and irregular hours.

Several weeks ago Roommate and I determined they must be harboring a fugitive giant. Much hilarity ensued. However, tonight Roommate hit the nail on the head: They are running a web-cam porn site from their apartment.

Oh yes! The landlord did tell us the women were a business owner and an artist. Brilliant, woman, brilliant! Sex at random hours of the day and night? Porn site! Not a lot of human sex groans? Porn site! Thumping? Porn site! (Switching to the Mormon Trail set is probably quite a production!) Irregular hours? Porn site! (What time is it in the London public library?) Loud dogs? Well.... lazy pet owners! Yes, yes. We all know that business + art = porn.